1. koralenefrost:





    My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

    Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

    Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

    These are my goals as a parent

    Haha. I am this type of parent

    (via otherspooksandsuch)

  2. levvis:

    half of a salmon fillet and a clarinet

    (via gouldface)

  3. selfiepolice:

    i feel u

    or like i want to

    (Source: cutebiche, via allteensrelate)

  4. I'm 14. U mad?



    Not mad, just disappointed in your decision to use ‘u’ instead of ‘you’ in your question. 

    I clicked the follow button as soon as I saw this post.

  5. (Source: humortrain, via humorful)

  6. (Source: ezxl, via slomps)

  7. telapathetic:

    i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

    (Source: telapathetic, via slomps)

  8. 500daysofboybands:

    freshman year:


    senior year:


    (via meatbicyclevevo)

  9. (Source: odinsblog, via petromyzon)

  10. perchu:

    eating in class when ur not supposed to


    (Source: knochai, via allteensrelate)