1. I went outside and hello there mr. double rainbow looks like it’s time to buy a lottery ticket

  2. linxa:

    niggus4life:

    linxa:

    niggus4life:

    my hamster just died and i’m really sad

    omg rest in peace what happened

    a cat ate him

    rest in pussy

    (Source: erya, via socksforspiderman)

    Meet Biddy, The Travelling Hedgehog

    Those of us who want to travel but do not have the time or the money finally have a solution – we can travel in spirit together with Biddy the hedgehog, a little guy on Instagram whose travel photos are becoming insanely popular.

    Toni DeWeese and Tom Unterseher, Biddy’s two loving owners in Oregon, take him on adventures almost every week throughout the Pacific Northwest. He visits mountains, forests, waterfalls, and the occasional donut shop.

    [instagram] [h/t: catsbeaversandducks]

    (via shakespeares-cat)

  3. christmasbarakat:

    my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

    (Source: ahcalamity, via socksforspiderman)

  4. parsee:

    its name is bruno

    (via shakespeares-cat)

  5. harryedward:

    nice nice are you a Virginian?

    (via actionables)

  6. crissle:

    True Life: I’m Glad You’re Happy And I Hope It Works Out But I Don’t Want To Know About Your Relationship

    (via socksforspiderman)

  7. darrynek:

    *dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

    (Source: panerasexual, via shakespeares-cat)

  8. jaclcfrost:

    you come into my home. you tell me that my puns are “bad”

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