1. lonelytreestump:

    My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

    (via larry-lord-of-the-shrews)






    Oh no.

    Oh no.

    Oh no.

    Oh yeaaa

    Do you think they know there is a hole in it now ?

    (Source: sexhaver, via larry-lord-of-the-shrews)

  2. mellowminty:

    i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

    (Source: mellowminty, via larry-lord-of-the-shrews)

  3. thombreon:

    the tumbler.com inflates jessicas ego

    (via bestfriencl)

  4. trillow:

    “is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

    (via larry-lord-of-the-shrews)

  5. belle-morningstar:

    Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet


     but then virgin mobile made fun of her


    so t mobile stepped its shit up 


    it’s like high school drama except with phone companies  

    (via bestfriencl)

  6. newcrystalcitysteel:


    • people who are gay can be assholes
    • people with eating disorders can be assholes
    • people with mental disorders can be assholes
    • people who self harm can be assholes
    • people who are disabled can be assholes
    • people who have diseases can be assholes

    do not excuse people for being assholes because something is wrong with them or have a hard life

    id like to take a moment to thank our lord and savior for this post

    (Source: cutielife, via larry-lord-of-the-shrews)

  7. (Source: precumming, via bestfriencl)

  8. lucydiam0nd:

    God bless old people on the Internet. 

    (via larry-lord-of-the-shrews)